Wait, what?

arrest-the-scarf:

haleylovesstarkidanddarren:

bosspinkshades:

shotofjen:

machinewashedthatshowpaperrusts:

skykingcat:

maddieepoww:

I had kinky sex with draco malfoy in a taco bell…and somehow, I’m okay with that.

I made a porno with Batman on the Hogwarts Express.

All right then.

I pole danced in front of Will Ferrell while wearing a snuggie….

the weird part is that I am actually currently wearing a snuggie……………..

I made a porno with Batman on the Hogwarts Express

I bought crack from Draco Malfoy and he let me ride on his disco stick…O.O

I went trick-or-treating with Will Ferrell, and it was really embarrassing. HAHA, NOT. WILL FERRELL IS AWESOME.

I fell asleep on top of Jack Sparrow in the back of a Mercedes Benz.

…..you can’t see, but I’m making my pervy face right now.

I had kinky sex with Draco Malfoy in a Burger King parking lot

OMFG

(Source: buttholewizard)